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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCREECHING)

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BATMAN: That's good enough, Alfred.

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The people I deal with out there
won't mind a little lint.

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A job worth doing and all that rot,
Master Bruce.

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I do wish you would put on a shirt.

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You're apt to catch cold
in this dank cave.

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Yes, folks, a perfect 10
for Dick Grayson to take the gold.

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And the crowd goes wild.

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(MIMICKING CROWD CHEERING)

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DICK: Yeah!

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- Did you hear me, Master Dick?
- Yeah, all right!

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Yes, Alfred. Right away, Alfred.

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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I've fixed your supper.
It's upstairs, in the oven.

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- What would we do without you, Alfred?
- I shudder to think.

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(RINGING)

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- Good evening. Wayne Manor.
- FREDERICK: <i>Alfie?</i>

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- It's your cousin Freddie.
- Frederick?

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<i>I say, old thing, could you
meet me at the usual place?</i>

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<i>It's rather urgent.</i>

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Yes, of course. I'll leave immediately.

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Now what?

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(GROANS)

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DICK: Hey, was a butlers' strike called?

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I came down for breakfast,
and all I found was this.

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Where's Alfred?

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"Dear Master Bruce, my apologies for
leaving so abruptly.

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"I've just learned of a personal matter
involving a cousin of mine"

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"that must be resolved immediately."

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"I shall endeavor to return
in a few days."

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"Your obedient servant, Alfred."

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Must be pretty important.

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Alfred wouldn't leave
a dirty dish unwashed

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if England were sinking into the sea.

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I know.

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- Frederick?
- Hello. Is that Alfie?

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- Mr. Pennyworth will do.
- Right then.

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It's Freddie sent us.
Wants you to come with us.

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- Frederick sent you?
- That's right, old love. Come along now.

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- We'll pop around and see him.
- I think not.

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Frederick knows I hate being called
Alfie as much as he hates Freddie.

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- What have you done with him?
- Grab him, Bert.

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(GRUNTING)

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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Hello?

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Good evening, Master Bruce. I'm so sorry
to have disturbed your rest.

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Alfred. Are you all right?
Where are you?

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I'm at the Yorkshire Arms
just at the moment. In London.

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- London, England?
- There's only one, Master Bruce.

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I seem to be
in a bit of a sticky situation,

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- and I was wondering if you...
- (THUDDING)

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Come along easy, gramps.
We don't want to hurt you.

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I'm afraid I'll have
to ring off now, sir.

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It seems I have unexpected guests.

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Alfred, are you there?

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<i>- Alfred? Alfred!</i>
- (MEN GRUNTING)

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Before he came to the States,
Alfred did some work as an <i>attaché</i>

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in the British Security Services.

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More desk jobs than fieldwork,
but he acquired quite a reputation

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for defusing diplomatically dangerous
situations in high-security areas.

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And I thought he was just a nice old guy

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who polished the silver
and fixed me sandwiches.

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He's fixed more than that in his time.

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Underneath Alfred's very proper exterior

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is a highly resourceful
government agent.

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He mentioned his cousin.

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As far as I know,
he has no living relatives.

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And cousin can sometimes mean a fellow
member of an intelligence organization.

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Well, I hear England's nice
this time of year.

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(POWERING UP)

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End of the line, mate.

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It's good to see you again, old man.

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I'm sorry it has to be under
such circumstances.

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Exactly what circumstances
are we talking about?

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My heavens! Red Claw.

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So pleased to make your acquaintance,
Mr. Pennyworth.

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If you do exactly as I say,
you might live to see tomorrow.

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Bruce, over here.
Looks like he put up a struggle.

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Poor Alfred.
He must have been petrified.

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I doubt it.

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He was pretty formidable in his day.

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Come on.

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Two blokes just came out
of Pennyworth's room.

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Right.

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Where they off to, then?

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I don't know about this, Ernie.

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- Where'd they go?
- We're chasing a pair of poxy ghosts.

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(BOTH YELLING)

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Stone the crows!

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(GROANS)

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(SHRIEKS)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(STRAINING)

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- Gotcha.
- (GRUNTING)

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- (GASPS)
- May I see your license?

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(GRUNTS)

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When they wake up,
they'll tell us who they're working for.

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I don't think
we'll have to wait that long.

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BATMAN: Red Claw.

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RED CLAW: <i>I've wasted enough courtesy
on you two.</i>

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Courtesy? None that I've seen.

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(GRUNTS)

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I want this missile silo operational.

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I intend for the British government
to give me £5 billion

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to keep me from wiping London
off the map.

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You understand, old man,
I had no choice in the matter.

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But of course, dear boy.

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Each of you holds half the firing code
for this missile.

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I want that code. Or else.

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Madam, impossible.

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We are both signatories
to the Official Secrets Act.

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I've already thought of that.

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Still no word from Castle Blairquhan.

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Our post there has never missed
a check-in.

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Here's more bad news.
Agent Frederick has been listed missing.

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I don't like this.

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Frederick was part of the original
security team at Blairquhan.

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- Him and that fellow from Clerical.
- BATMAN: Pennyworth, Alfred Pennyworth.

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Our apologies for intruding.

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You were saying something
about a castle?

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How did you get in here?

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We don't have time for protocol.
Pennyworth is also missing.

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We have reason to think he and Frederick
might be in considerable danger.

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What was the name of that castle?

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And why should we give you
that information?

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Because I can give you Red Claw.

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Blairquhan. Castle Blairquhan
on the west Scottish coast.

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It was the base for Project Excalibur.

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Blairquhan is the last
of our land-based missile silos.

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Do you think that's what
Red Claw is after?

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M3: Apparently so.

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Truth serum?

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Of course. The old methods
are still often the best.

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- Fight it if you like.
- (GROANING)

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You won't hold out for long.

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But it might be amusing.
(COCKS GUN)

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Well, anything to amuse a lady.

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If lady is the word I want,
which I doubt.

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Aw, sticks and stones.

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- (FIRES GUN)
- (GASPS)

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Won't... I... I won't.

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Give me your access code
for the missile activator.

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Never.

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You'll get nothing but gibberish
out of me, madam.

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I come from haunts of coot and fern.
I make a sudden sally.

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(SCATTING)

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And bicker down the valley.

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And people wonder why no one takes
Britain seriously anymore.

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The code, old man. Now.

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Fourteen...

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14 Gurrier's Crescent, Blairquhan Upper.

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Absurdly simple like most passwords.
Now, as for you.

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(WEAKLY) "Half a league, half a league,
half a league onward..."

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Desperate valor to the last.
Not that it will help you.

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Sooner or later, the serum always wins.

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(GROANING)

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(GUN COCKING)

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(SHRIEKS)

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(SHUSHING)

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(YELLING)

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ROBIN: Looks clear.

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(GASPS)

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(MAN GRUNTS)

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Impossible! How could he
have learned about this?

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(ALARM BLARING)

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(CHUCKLES)

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- That's one less thing to worry about.
- (SCOFFS) Two less things.

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- Dennis, you're always the humorist.
- Did you hear that?

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(BOTH YELL)

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(GROANS)

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<i>Londoners. Your ancient city may pride
itself on having survived</i>

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<i>plagues, fires, even the Blitz.</i>

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<i>But unless £5 billion are delivered
to me by midnight tonight,</i>

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<i>there will be nothing left to survive.</i>

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<i>We have Blairquhan Castle
and its missile installation</i>

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<i>and the codes to operate the missile.</i>

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<i>You have one hour.</i>

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<i>Otherwise, I'll be forced
to plant this warhead</i>

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<i>in the middle of Trafalgar Square.</i>

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<i>And if I do that, well...</i>
(CHUCKLES)

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<i>God save the queen.</i>

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Is it smart to make demands before
we get the other half of the go code?

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I will have the code
in a matter of minutes.

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(GROANS)

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(SHRIEKS)

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Give me the code, or I'll...

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The lion and the unicorn
fighting for the crown.

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He can't be resisting the drug
this long. It's impossible.

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- The lion and the unicorn fighting...
- Wait. He's not resisting.

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This doggerel is the code.

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"The lion and the unicorn".

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At last!

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(KNOCK AT DOOR)

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(GASPS)

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(GROANING)

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(COUGHING)

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(BEEPING)

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(GUNSHOTS)

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You three, come with me.

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Watch them.

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(GUNSHOTS)

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Fan out. This is the only access
to the control room.

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They'll have to come through here.

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(MAN YELLING)

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Take them.

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(GROANS)

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(GUNSHOTS)

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(GUN CLICKING)

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(GRUNTS)

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00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:41,643
And here I thought all you dusted
was furniture.

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A Louis Quinze. What a pity.

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Goodness me.

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(TIMER BEEPING)

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00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:13,258
(ALARM BLARING)

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00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,074
- Dear Lord!
- Do you two have the destruct code?

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00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,451
(BEEPING CONTINUES)

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00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:44,205
(POWERING UP)

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00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,283
(BEEPING)

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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(YELLS)

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00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,498
(BEEPING)

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00:20:29,936 --> 00:20:33,231
I don't suppose you'd consider
coming out of retirement?

225
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And taking up civil service
pay grades again?

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Hardly, old man. I've become accustomed
to my style of living.

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It's a great pity.
It was just like old times.

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Give my best to Whitehall.

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